What is she doing to me???

You are sooooo finished. She's got you, 'hook, line, and sinker'. All that's left is for her to wheel you in. And she's soooo good at it, that she's going to take her sweet time. Why? Because by the time she wheels you in, you'll be thankful for it. There's only one hope left for you. And that's if someone throws you a life preserver. Can you figure out what the life preserver will be? Can't? It means you're almost beyond help. You need more work, and a lot more new NEW women in your life. Immediately. Two at a time. Do that and your mind will start roaming again. If not, prepare yourself for the ultimate texts from the gf "honey, when you come home tonight can you please remember to bring home a container of milk".